I am the best bodyguard, because I`ll take a bullet, I`ll take a stab wound, I`ll take a hit upside the head; I`m like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed.

You`re arguing over $45? My lunch cost $45!

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

I pity the fool

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn`t afford to pay attention. 

I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules.