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Best Mr. T quotes

April 19, 2010
I am the best bodyguard, because I`ll take a bullet, I`ll take a stab wound, I`ll take a hit upside the head; I`m like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed.

You`re arguing over $45? My lunch cost $45!

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

I pity the fool

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn`t afford to pay attention. 

I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules.

 

Best Chuck Norris jokes of all time

April 19, 2010

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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


Chuck Norris is currently ...

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Who do you think rocks more?

April 18, 2010
I, personally, think that Chuck Norris is MUCH more ninja than Mr T. Want reasons? OK here are some (without resorting to chuck norris jokes)
  1. Mr. T's real name is Laurence Tureaud (no offence to those called laurence but it IS less threatening than Chuck Norris)
  2. Chuck Norris was in Walker Texas Ranger and that movie is just EPIC!!!
  3. Mr. T resorts to using weapons in his commercials for "snickers" (TM), where as Chuck Norris just uses his bare hands and his ninja round-house kicks
  4. In the ...

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